I like how my extended family is fanatically right-wing and also geologically ignorant.

Love the banged elbow injuries of cramped quarters. Yay holidays.

Let the cat out and she seems daunted by the rain. Silly kitty.

I hate when soap sprays! I smell like apricots!

I don't think i could write a very good suicide note. How do you fit everything in?

Asking for a miracle is also pretty good. They also have a burden of proof.

..you still believe in the bible as a whole being the word of god?(yes)So then,wouldn't gaps in the theory of evo fail to disprove the whole?

An excellent counter to that would be: do you stone adulterers?(No)So there are portions of the bible which seem contrary, but...

A lack of evidence is not itself evidence!

Things I've forgotten: wild america dvds, razor, a certain pad of paper...

The class average was frowny face.

Eavesdropping is more fun than people watching.

What's the point of a button if you can't push it?

I think handshakes outside a business setting are antiquated and silly, however, i think initiating a handshake with someone holding something is awkward and hilarious

Am i chewing loudly? HOW CAN I KNOW? its not a polite question

When you get a green and a yellow its like sprite! Yay!

Maybe i shouldn't eat skittles three at a time, but i like the fruit punch effect

I find The moon escaping much more frightening than the sun going red.

I don't know how to feel about sweat pants.

My christopher walkem Doodles need work. Particularly the nose region. Wish my phone knew the word Doodle instead of fondle.

Did the magic school bus have a side emergency exit?

..razor, hat...

Todo: class, pack backpack, dishes, garbages, lunch? Don't forget: charger, drugs, jackets, socks, hw...

I don't mean to sound vain, but i am very attractive in medium to low light.

How do i inhale so much water? I'm taller than the showerhead!

Sorry about the friendly fire, i was shooting sexy glances at you.

oh god, when did skittles start to require so much chewing?

No, you aren't "passing" Keep trying.

Make a DMCA on behalf of some organization. Watch the shitstorm that follows.

Cow print clothing has never really caught on. This is somewhat of a disappointment.

I don't mind if i don't age gracefully if i can age like Michael Madsen.

Todo: eco hw, class, pack, dishes, trash, clean, gift lists, lab?

I guess That's what the fortress of solitude is for. Can't be everywhere, except where there's blame

I wouldn't want to be a superhero. Any praise for an accomplish would be drown by jeers of disappointment for shortcomings.

Which is the most popular porn star on twitter? Porn and twitter are an interesting combo

Listing all the things you are grateful for is an excellent chance to be really, really passive aggressive. I'm SO glad i'm not bald, etc