I eat M&ms like an aye-aye

Dangers of online dating: they weed out the crazies with questions. Examples. Besides, it wasn't a Christian dating site

Given up on online dating. Met my match. Finish him. Don't usually hear a mans perspective since its mostly women and dudebros

Take Tylenol for everything. Event Tylenol pm for special placebo

I wonder if it's a lack of confidence/respect or need to validate her position.

I had a dream they changed the Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland to the Appleoosa Express, complete with narration by Braeburn. And it was awesome!!!!!!!

Clothes don't even have to be worn, the concept of clothing on or off a woman is enough.

Drawing porn without ever having seen any is a humorous concept. End up drawing tight fitting gym clothes because that's what arouses a 13 year old boy

That anecdote was for me. I wanted to brag to all the people with %fetish, so it was mostly for me.

Anecdote which is mostly bragging about sex

They are two people engaged in a committed, fullfilling state of horniness

Became lovey Dovey couple. Even we hate us. Those couples make sense